My sister ask the most stupid shit. I swear I die laughing.
Sister: How do you spell "reach" ?........
People: *looking at her weird
Sister: Oh wait I just pictured Halo, Never mind I know how to spell Reach. Halo Reach.
Sister: Hey when is Cinco de Mayo? Is it on May 25 or 26?
Me: What the fuck? It's called Cinco De Mayo, Cinco is 5 and Mayo is may...
Sister: So it's on the 25?
Me: Wow stupid ass its on the 5th.
Me: Oh I heard Banana in Pajamas are on Netflix.
Sister: Is that with the bears?
Me: Uhm, what? They are Banana's in Pajamas...
Sister: Yeah the one's with bear's wearing pajamas?
Me: The Bananas wear the pajamas.
Sister: Ooohhh okay. Who are the main characters?
Me: Oh. My. God. Stephanie. BANANAS. The bananas are the main characters. Reason why it's called Bananas in Pajamas.